Hand Repair Cream 80g

This is not hand cream.

It's fork oil.

Oil for the forks on the end of your arms. The ones that hold your meat pie and tie down a trailer load (she ain't goin' anywhere, right?)

These forks are also the most important multi-tool you have. You can't work without them, and you sure as hell shouldn't run them down yo woman if they are in bad shape!

Cracked, dry, sandpaper hands are more than just uncomfortable. They're a manhole for bacteria. 

Bacteria = bad.

Bacteria = infection.

Infection = time off work.

Infection sometimes = amputation (not kidding). 

Aussie Man Hands is the PPE you didn't realise you needed. It works, it's not at all greasy and it doesn't smell like your nanna's blouse.

You probably don't care what's in it, but tell your missus it's a natural ingredient hand repair cream with shea butter, jojoba oil and vitamins A, D and E. All the goodies. No baddies. 

Chuck one in the truck, one in the toolbox, and one at your apprentice when he forgets to measure twice, cut once.